Thomas: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief
Cordelia: Why are you lying on the floor?
Alastair: I have depression
Cordelia: Oh-
Alastair: I have also been stabbed three times
Cordelia: oH-
The Merry Thieves: [searching the beach]
James: Sorry guys, looks like there’s no sand dollars left
Christopher: Can’t the ocean just make more of them?
Matthew: And cause inflation? Destroy the sand economy? By the angel, Christopher, use your head.
Cameron: Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Julian: Good. I hope you stay there for the rest of your life.
*Emma walks in*
Julian: oH mY gOD! CaMeRon, aRE yOu oKAy? wHAt happened tO yOu?
Christopher: People tell me I have a unique way to lighting up a room.
Thomas: That's called arson and those people are witnesses.
Matthew: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEE’S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?
Alastair: … Bees?
Matthew: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Alastair: Wait...
James, approaches them as he shakes a jar of bees: 😊
Alastair: wAit-
Matthew: My life is like a romantic comedy
Matthew: Except there’s no romance. It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
Will: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Will: *aggressively throws water bottles*
James: …
Matthew: Uh…
Lucie: He’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Matthew, crying: It’s working
Alec: Magnus and I are leaving now. Clary is in charge and I left notes for each of you with instructions.
Jace: Mine just says “JACE NO”?
Alec: And you can apply that to any situation.
Simon: Mine says “Don’t touch anybody”? Don’t you mean anyTHING?
Alec: I do not.
Isabelle: HEY!
Clary: Take me with you.
Alec: FUCK THE CLAVE
Magnus, sighing: Honey, you ARE the clave
Lucie: What's that smell?
Matthew: Everyone has their own theory.
Matthew: Charles thinks it's mold.
Matthew: I think it's Charles.
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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