Lucie: What's that smell?
Matthew: Everyone has their own theory.
Matthew: Charles thinks it's mold.
Matthew: I think it's Charles.
Will: I have returned from the supermarket. In the fruit and vegetables section I found these flowers I thought you might like
Tessa: *awkwardly takes the plants*
Tessa: Thank you, Will… Except they don’t sell flowers in the fruits and vegetables section.
Tessa, smelling at the leaves: Yes, I knew it. This is cilantro.
Will: “You are a beautiful and intelligent person of many talents.”
Will: These fortune cookies are incredibly accurate!
Gabriel: Mine just says “wipe your nose”
Jem: William, this is clearly your handwriting
Magnus, looking at Alec: What an angle…
Catarina: Don’t you mean angel?
Magnus: I was talking about his jawline, I’m the angel here
Jace: lol mundanes are so clueless look at Simon what an idiot
Also Jace: tf is a mango?
matthew fairchild would call everyone bestie
Jem: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan
Will: We attack Mortmain with hummus
Jem: I stand corrected
Thomas: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief
Jem: Your stupidity simply goes too far
Will: THEN BUCKLE UP CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO GO FURTHER
Teacher: Kit, I said the paper was suppose to be double spaced.
Kit: *oh shit* I was trying to save paper.
Teacher: The assignment was submitted online.
Kit:
Kit: True, but in order to break my habit of using a lot of paper in real life I have taken an oath to reduce the amount I use online as well.
Gabriel: Please. Don't try to act like you guys care!
Will: Oh, thank God.
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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