Christopher: People Tell Me I Have A Unique Way To Lighting Up A Room.

Christopher: People tell me I have a unique way to lighting up a room.

Thomas: That's called arson and those people are witnesses.

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Will: A ghost slapped my ass.

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Will: You heard me right. A. Ghost. Slapped. My. Ass.

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Christopher: Matthew, what’s a metaphor?

Matthew: “My life is a train wreck”

Christopher: I know, but what’s a metaphor?

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Lily: Me and Elliott are going to Taki's, wanna come?

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Lily: What?

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3 years ago

Kit: You’re like a budget Chris Evans

Jace: I’m taking that as a compliment

Kit, squinting: Like… a two cents budget

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4 years ago

Gabriel: I’m not going to fight with you!

Cecily: Why, because I’m a WOMAN?

Gabriel: No, because you’re scary

Cecily: Oh, alright

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4 years ago

Alexander: I’m moving in to the attic.

Thomas: The attic?!

Alexander: Hey, at least it’s big. Dad said you used to live in a closet.

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4 years ago

Mark: Hi, I’ve stolen your identity and I’ve been living as you for a week.

Julian: …

Mark: [starts crying]

Julian: [hugging him] hey, it’s okay…

Mark: [loud sobbing] How do you even get up in the morning?

Julian: Shh, I know, I know. It’s gonna be okay.

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4 years ago

Tessa: Can I please stay in your room?

Jem: Why?

Tessa: Will and I played with a Ouija board and we cursed mine

Tessa: and Will isn’t much help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells: “Does this look like a hotel to you?!”

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4 years ago

At a restaurant

Cecily: Hey, are you single?

Gabriel, blushing: Y- Yes, I am.

Cecily: [takes away the extra chair in front of him]

Cecily: Thanks

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4 years ago

James: For the millionth time, Cordelia and I are just friends.

Lucie: *sneezes*

Lucie: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

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