The Merry Thieves: [searching The Beach]

The Merry Thieves: [searching the beach]

James: Sorry guys, looks like there’s no sand dollars left

Christopher: Can’t the ocean just make more of them?

Matthew: And cause inflation? Destroy the sand economy? By the angel, Christopher, use your head.

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Jem: Well, I did warn you

Will: Yes

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Will: No

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Will: No

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Will: … no

Jem: Are you staring at my arse right now?

Will: N- yes

Jem: …

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4 years ago

Cordelia: Why are you lying on the floor?

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4 years ago

Christopher, holding two pairs of shoes: Ok, gun to your head: which pair should I bring?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

I am very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause. Thank you all for your continued support. Unfortunately, it was all for nothing.

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4 years ago

Jace: I’ve killed more demons than I can count

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Emma: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee

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Ty: Actually it’s-

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4 years ago

Christopher: Matthew, what’s a metaphor?

Matthew: “My life is a train wreck”

Christopher: I know, but what’s a metaphor?

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4 years ago

Julian: It's really cold outside.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Group: *arguing*

Will: Calm down, you idiots wanna hear my plan or not?

[silence]

Will: That’s what I thought. So, make suggestions.

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Will: MY plan is to crowdsource a plan, now it’s your turn

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I think I found a way to make money

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Will: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about...

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