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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Christopher: Matthew, what’s a metaphor?

Matthew: “My life is a train wreck”

Christopher: I know, but what’s a metaphor?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Thomas: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: Did you miss me?

Matthew: I always miss you. 24/6.

James: Why not 24/7?

Matthew: I worship Oscar Wilde on Sundays.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Officer: I heard you got pot

Matthew: *holds up flower pot* You mean this?

Officer: Oh, ok. What you growing?

Matthew: Weed

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

James: Hey, uh, so I’ve been reviewing this itinerary and I don’t really get it.

James: Are you sure we should release 300 live doves indoors? Won’t that get kind of messy?

Matthew: That’s why we feed them glitter, Jamie.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

First day at the Shadowhunter Academy

Matthew: Hey. I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Matthew.

James: Hi. I’m disgusted.

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