Julian: It's Really Cold Outside.

Jem: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it can do to your body!

Kit: It gets rid of the rust

Jem: That’s not how it works…

Kit: Well, I’ve been drinking soda all my life and my body is rust free… not sure where you’re getting your facts from.

Actual friendly reminder that Magnus (and apparently Alec too) reads comics and is probably part of the MCU fandom

Clave member: Now we’re going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I’ll ask you a few questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?

Charles: Yes

*lie detector explodes*

Ok ok, I'm back why is the ghost Charles, but all in one post and with order and stuff :)

I'm going to use rinadragomir's post which is this one

Why do I think Charles is possibly the ghost

We know it's a him: so Charles

He reacted very violently to being called Matthew Fairchild, which would make sense, because he wouldn't want to be mistaken by his brother

He obviously knows the merry thieves too well

Connected to the Castairs by Alastair, who I think really never got over. That would also explain the dagger, and why the ghost reacted like that to it.

Cassie said the ghost was from the old books, like TID. Well, maybe she ment that he's from old books, as in, books from the 1900? Charles is also at the end of Clockwork Princess, maybe it counts? My theory has flaws, I know👌🏾

Not the best perosnalty, but trying to be useful? Charles. Maybe he realised he's a bigger worm than Benedict and decided to try to make things right, but a little late? So now he has to do it on a ghost form.

He is obviously connect to the Lightwoods, and he was Grace Blackthorn's fiance, thought it doesn't seem like that big of a deal for him to be imprisoned in the blackthorn manner. Maybe it is because something that happens in chot?

And the last one, silver bracelet or ring... No idea 🙃 woah

The way that Emma nearly drowned and it turned Julian into a human GPS

I can't believe we all fogot about this

Will: I don’t play favorites

[at the dinner table]

Tessa: Jem, can you pass the salt-

Will: Seriously, Tess! What the hell? You really have the audacity to doubt my beloved Jem’s ability to pass the salt? Let me tell you, James Carstairs is a GOD and he can do everything he sets his beautiful mind to, okay? Never let me hear you say such things again!

Tessa:

Jem:

Charlotte:

Church:

Will, sighing: I’m really sorry you had to go through that, Jem. Just so you know I’m here for you and I love you

Christopher: Matthew, what’s a metaphor?

Matthew: “My life is a train wreck”

Christopher: I know, but what’s a metaphor?

Will: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing or highjacking?

Gabriel: No, it’s called weedwhacking.

Jem: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.

Matthew: You should take off your glasses more often

James: *stops*

James: *looks around*

Matthew: What is it? Did you lose anything?

James: It looks like I lost all my fucks and I have none to give