Will: I Think I Found A Way To Make Money

Will: I think I found a way to make money

Gabriel: You'd make a decent stripper

Will: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about...

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: *looks over at James* Poke

James: *without looking up from his book* Poke

Matthew: Poke *pokes James on his cheek*

James: Poke *pokes Matthew on the arm*

Matthew: Poke!

James: Poke!

Matthew: POKE

James: POKE

*a poke war ensues that somehow ends up on the floor with Christopher on top thinking it was a hug party*

Thomas:

Thomas: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Gabriel: Please. Don't try to act like you guys care!

Will: Oh, thank God.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: You consider me a friend?

Cordelia: Sure. What else would I consider you?

Matthew: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your family? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Interviewer: What do you think you could bring to this job?

Christopher: Bring to it? Oh, umm...

Christopher: I could bring...

Christopher: ... some tea and cakes to it? Would you like that?

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Christopher, holding two pairs of shoes: Ok, gun to your head: which pair should I bring?

Matthew: Gun to my head? I'd say pull the trigger.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I didn’t do it

Jem: Then why are you laughing?

Will: Because whoever did it is a freaking genius

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Julian: *knocks on the door*

Mark: Who is there?

Julian: It’s me, Mark

Mark: Don’t lie to me, I am Mark!

Julian: *leaves without even opening the door*

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Tessa: Oh, could you grab me an extra virgin?

Will: I think one's enough for the sacrifice.

Tessa: Olive oil, Will...

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?

Kit: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.

Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.

Dru: *Stares blankly*

😂❤

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Charlotte: Will, the assignment was to bring something important to you

Will: Yes, and I did!

Charlotte: I meant an object, not Jem

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