They Howl Like Scared Dogs

fuckin in the sex club dressed as steve from minecraft

Your blog really runs on the logic of unfunny + head/getting head/life changing head = funny. (I think you should check your maths)

when she sends you hate mail <<333

the italian grandma seems to be arguing in favour of packing as light as possible and so the conversation has turned to a detailed discussion of optimizing the folding of laundry

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore

i microwaved my spaghetti so much that the textures broke

rush hour 2 is my favourite documentary

prometheus, waking up for his shift at the liver-getting-torn-out factory: i think i’ll go out for some drinks later

counterspell: jar of peanut butter

Set off the metal detector but instead of bringing out a regular sniffer dog it’s a guy in a fursuit and he’s reeeeeally excited

*david attenborough voice* little is known about the nesting habits of wizards although they do seem to prefer the austere solitude of towers

damn shawty my understanding of ur meta cognitive process requires a bespoke model.

nothing slaps quite as hard as renard

The furry community know how to make music godamn