Reading This Post Gave Me Brain Damage

offsides is the en-pessant of football

consider: an alien flying a 747.

real

do i really need to explain what this is about.

wipe my ass in both directions, call that booty bilingual.

absolutely electrifying the way spotify started playing gangnam style right as the tesla tried to merge into me in bay area traffic

airport pro tip: store your IEDs towards the top of your luggage so that they can easily accessed during checkpoints and promptly deployed mid-flight.

she feed me that glucose analog till my lacoperons express their proteins

chat can we love and support this guy with hammers?

clicker training but for taking care of yourself