They Should Add Chinese Foreign Investment To Catan

you’re telling me a queer coded this?

Free* House!!!!!

(*one (1) savage beating per month)

my phone is a catalytic converter that turns wifi into bad vibes

stuff like this is why i’m sure the moon landings aren’t faked.

The biggest reason I KNOW we haven't captured an alien spacecraft is that its specs haven't been leaked on War Thunder forums

oh this is hispanic? what about herpanic?

american psycho? no. american femboy

she query on my sequel til i — no that can’t be right. there’s something here tho…

if your class project group is dysfunctional enough the google docs instance counts as a MOBA

bottoming so women will lay on top of me like a weighted blanket

dinosaur: babe do u love me?

other dinosaur: ofc babe

david attenborough: the meteor will not hit their planet for another millennia. it is now, that their love may blossom