Leaving Sacramento:

offsides is the en-pessant of football

fucking this clown so hard that the flower on their lapel squirts

my phone is a catalytic converter that turns wifi into bad vibes

i triple dog dare you to post this on r/economics

We gotta stop trying to guide our economy based on financial metrics - growth is more likely to harm livelihoods than help them at this point

this person gets it

this oppressive southern weather is terrible for boys like me who only want one thing: to dress like a dripped out politburo member in the middle of a strong soviet winter

oh there was an update?

that’s pretty neat. what else?

>:[

my uncle really be like “hmmm my brothers wife would make for an excellent mother figure”

me when i’m playing minecraft: you know i’m cubin’

she query on my sequel til i — no that can’t be right. there’s something here tho…