Can We Play Tag???

just had a surprisingly good and only moderately overpriced burger on the sales force anti homeless bench

feels good to be back

bitch you think you’re the shit? you’re not even the shart.

prometheus, waking up for his shift at the liver-getting-torn-out factory: i think i’ll go out for some drinks later

she feed me that glucose analog till my lacoperons express their proteins

brooo last night was a live leak clip

*standing amidst the sublime beauty of nature, experiencing real joy for the first time in years*

chat? chat is this real? chat is this —

intellectual sloppy call that sucrates

someone is afraid to use their toes

I'm feeling primal, I should devour a Costco rotisserie chicken with my hands

hindsight is the VAR of life.

*opens tumblr, looks inside*

*109 boops from dwarvendiaries*

best tumblr feature hands down

Causing chaos by booping promiscuously