She/her | 22 | Silly bean | No sexting! | I post and reblog horny stuff, because I'm just that gay, therefore, for keeping decency, please, minors, look away!
228 posts
Latest Posts by joosiebamboosie - Page 5
average tgirl tumblr mutual meetup
I could send you a link ;3
When university makes you read ancient Roman smut...this is the life
in the psyched ward. straight up "getting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My eepy meepy
We were lied to. Kinda cheap fake btw, the points 47 and 49 are missing :(
Cherry-picking
When university makes you read ancient Roman smut...this is the life
Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.
Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.
He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.
And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.
Loserlord indeed
ok!!!!! its wearing cat ears so. :3
W-wha? Cute!! *pat pat* But...what?
I’m sweet, squishy, and kinda hot. Also I make real bad puns and am very autistic.
I have accidentally become lesbian bait.
Crackah
intersex egg cracker guy again. just cracked another one. it really is that easy
You know what? Fuck it. Just fuck it. I have suffered for over a decade, having been one of the most altruistic people I know, often actively making my life worse to help others with whatever problems they had. I'm fucking unemployed, suffer from severe mental illnesses, and just in general had a pretty shitty life. Fuck it. Fuck you. I will not spend any notable amount of money on anything except my rent, electricity, and fucking food. I won't walk/go somewhere anymore just because you lost or forgot something. I will not risk my career just because you won't get your stupid ass to ask anyone else for help but me. I'm fucking done with this shit. If I continue with this mindset and lifestyle, it'll end my life. That's not worth it. Your life actually isn't worth more than mine. And don't you tell me I'm overreacting. After what I've endured, I have all the right to react like this. Fuck off, leave me alone, talk to someone else about it. God, fuck...
Well fucks? Get to it!
Mhm qwq Especially when they're whimsy and silly and playful, and also subby maybe please 👉👈
Ngl older transfems are so hot
rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
Unacceptable. I suggest to
- file for divorce.
- get married first if necessary for said divorce.
- enjoy chunky water life with a new chunky water wife.
girlfriend hates my chunky water posts :C
Weak.
salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you
Same here pretty much >.<
I wish I could steal the hight of other transfems. I like being a tall girl! But I’m only 5’10. Sigh.
God I wanna be smothered to death by a bunch of transbians.. QwQ
(my gf being the one directly on top of me of course)
I do also have a habit of collecting nice (often metal) things I find, but in that I'd compare myself more to a crow or magpie than to a dragon 0v0
So I watched "Flow", and every time there were fish on the screen (which was often) my stupid kitty brain just went:
"OwO!!! Fishies!! Fiiish! Fishiiie! Gib!! Gib meee!! Want fishie!! Neeed fishie!! Need grab the fishie! Fishie!! >:3"
God, what have I become.. qwq
So I watched "Flow", and every time there were fish on the screen (which was often) my stupid kitty brain just went:
"OwO!!! Fishies!! Fiiish! Fishiiie! Gib!! Gib meee!! Want fishie!! Neeed fishie!! Need grab the fishie! Fishie!! >:3"
God, what have I become.. qwq
I worked a bit more on it while bored in bed last night and thought I'd share again ^^' I know it's just a lazy lil edit but I kinda like it >.<
Unfortunately I don't know how to roughen up the edges in the program I used and also don't know how shades and reflections work qwq
Dork energy hasn't gone <3
cant believe they let this fucking dork become a woman. theyll just let anyone in these days
Dork energy hasn't gone <3
cant believe they let this fucking dork become a woman. theyll just let anyone in these days
❗️GAME TIP❗️you can take your autistic girlfriend to the aquarium to stare at fish🐟🐠
Omg me too o.o I love da fishies O.O
❗️GAME TIP❗️you can take your autistic girlfriend to the aquarium to stare at fish🐟🐠
There's this great Anecdote about Lucius Lucinius Crassus, who, according to both Aelian and Plutarchos, cried when a beloved pet moray(or eel?) of his died:
Fellow member of senate, Domitius, with whom Crassus never went well along, made fun about Crassus and called him a fool for crying over a Fish, to which Crassus replied something like "I might have cried about my fish, but you didn't shed a single tear about your three dead wives."
Damn, what a comeback.
Wait wait wait, @lianmilanesa-deactivated2025032 is deactivated now? qwq
Girltin in a cookie ad
Original ↓
testing some shit out but unfortunately no matter what lighting i try, i don't think the vhs camera is gonna work for making videos.
well. not for the sfw videos i wanna make at least >_>
I recently met up with the other trans girlies and ended up infodumping about Roman fishponds. Like, how they were built, what fishes were kept in them, how the praxis of them developed from the first century BC to the first century AD, what contemporaries thought of it, etc. And.....I was told that was very cool and cute >.<
every time a trans girl infodumps me abt something they're passionate about i cant help but i fall in love a little bit