I Do Also Have A Habit Of Collecting Nice (often Metal) Things I Find, But In That I'd Compare Myself

personally I think when cis people say weird shit that implies queer sex is worse or less loving than cishet sex we should be able to bitch about it, but ig that’s too radical for the be gay do crime site 🤪

Grrrrrrrr!~ *chomp chomp*

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

Normalize being kind & supportive for no reason

Nyeheheheheh, true >:3

I know stereotypes are bad, but let’s be honest—every trans girl has a vibe. So tell me, which one are you?

A cute hacker girl fueled exclusively by energy drinks – You type at lightning speed, have a questionable sleep schedule, and may or may not be a digital cryptid. Bonus points if you can do eyeliner so sharp it doubles as a weapon.

A literal cat/dog (kitten/puppy also valid options) – You either radiate smug feline energy or are the human embodiment of "wagging tail, big eyes, head pats please." No in-between.

Target mom – You have opinions on scented candles, will absolutely offer to buy your friends snacks, and could run a household with military efficiency if you weren’t so busy being cute.

Three communist manifestos in a trench coat trying to add others to their cause – You own at least one tattered copy of The Communist Manifesto, believe transition should be free, and could (and would) unionize a girl’s night out.

Teenage witch – You collect shiny rocks, you’ve considered hexing a TERF, and your idea of self-care involves moon water and aggressively manifesting a hotter body.

OH NO A LITERAL GOBLIN! – You hoard shinies, giggle mischievously, and the concept of “pretty girl” and “chaotic gremlin” are one and the same to you.

A vampire with an addiction to fluffy things – Yes, you are the night. But also, you need a soft blanket, thigh-high socks, and a collection of plushies to survive.

A faerie who steals genders and scrambles eggs – You don’t just crack eggs; you turn them into omelets. Gender is yours to redistribute. Watch out, because if you so much as look at someone, they might start questioning things.

A 1950s housewife but horny and super progressive – You bake, you’re adorable, and you’re absolutely calling someone “darling” while making them question their sexuality.

Goth was never just a phase, it’s a lifestyle – Your wardrobe is mostly black, your eyeliner could kill a man, and you’ve perfected the balance between spooky and sapphic.

Goth but discovering the color brown (steampunk) – You have very strong opinions on corsets, pocket watches, and the intersection of sapphic romance and gears.

Cottagecore is my goal in life – You dream of a cozy cottage in the woods where you and your cute wife bake bread, tend to your garden, and forget what capitalism is.

I choose you, random fetish! – You didn’t mean to be this way, but here you are. Your interests are niche, intense, and probably make people blush when you explain them.

So, which one (or ones) are you? Or are you something even gayer?

To illustrate this post by @mayahawkse I would like to visualize to you the difference:

A post in 2023:

A post in 2014:

A zoom out of the same post:

This is what a community looks like.

See how in 2023 almost all of the reblogs come from the OP, from their few hours/days in the tag search. Meanwhile in 2014 the % of reblogs from OP is insignificant, because most of the reblogs come from the reblogs within the fandom, within the micro-communities formed there. You didn't need to rely on tags, or search, or being featured. Because the community took care of you, made sure to pass the work between themselves and onto their blog and exposed their followers to it. It kept works alive for years.

It's not JUST the reblog/like ratio that causing this issue, it's the type of interaction people have. They're content with scrolling and liking the search engine, instead of actually having a reblogging relationship with other blogs in their community.

Anyways, if you want to see more content you like, the only true way to make it happen is to reblog it. Likes do not forward content in no way but making OP feel nice. Reblogs on the other hand make content eternal. They make it relevant, they make it exist outside of a fickle tumblr search that hardly works on the best of days.

If you want more of something, reblog it.

Woah, you're such a smart boi :3 *pet pet*

wish it was acceptable to wear a collar as a normal part of an outfit

Pickled peppers are the best thing in the world. That, or hot steamy lesbian sex. Or both? Both.

You, yes you, should kiss that tgirl right now! Kiss her until she feels loved and is so hard she whines!!

So I watched "Flow", and every time there were fish on the screen (which was often) my stupid kitty brain just went:

"OwO!!! Fishies!! Fiiish! Fishiiie! Gib!! Gib meee!! Want fishie!! Neeed fishie!! Need grab the fishie! Fishie!! >:3"

God, what have I become.. qwq

This is the shit I got to tumblr for. Unhinged transfems telling the funniest shit there is, hell yeah

when i was in the hospital after bottom surgery, they had a catheter in me because can't pee, and that thing burned like reagan in hell, so they tried a couple medications to help, and the second they tried they warned me would turn my pee a bright orange, and i have a a kink for having unethical experiments performed on me, so i eagerly said yes, and it worked! i felt much better, and after a little bit my really hot nurse that i think had flirted with me earlier when taking my vitals (which i was on so many drugs that he probably wasn't, but that didn't stop me from trying to flirt back by saying "i LOVE ice water~" really sexy when he brought me some) drained the catheter bag into a clear jar and held it up and the morning light hit it just right and it lit the room up orange and i said "ooo... the forbidden fanta...." and now every time i drink fanta i think about piss but that's okay because i'm into that