There's This Great Anecdote About Lucius Lucinius Crassus, Who, According To Both Aelian And Plutarchos,
There's this great Anecdote about Lucius Lucinius Crassus, who, according to both Aelian and Plutarchos, cried when a beloved pet moray(or eel?) of his died:
Fellow member of senate, Domitius, with whom Crassus never went well along, made fun about Crassus and called him a fool for crying over a Fish, to which Crassus replied something like "I might have cried about my fish, but you didn't shed a single tear about your three dead wives."
Damn, what a comeback.
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