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Latest Posts by joosiebamboosie - Page 6
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i always mean it when i say i love you btw
Just wanna be cuddled in with nice people who pet me and make me let out cute noises and who I pet and make let out cute noises..
It's a crime that this isn't happenig to me right now
How did I not hear about this
This..
Here's a key part of the transfemme experience that is very overlooked: when you don't pass, people don't actually see you as a man, or treat you like a man.
I'll never be able to wrap my head around how, somehow, my country's English classes, which predominantly are there to teach us English and only mention anglophone history and culture on the side, seem to give us a better overview on U.S. history than history classes in the U.S. give, despite them mostly focussing on U.S. history.
(pissed because I just heard of an adult U.S. citizen who didn't know about Jim Crow laws)
I just realised that not only is my deadname synonymous to Russian сове́т/"soviet", but my first ever address was on Karl-Marx-Street..
The universe has plans for me, folks.
@practicalkim nya~
and then they cat napped together 🙂↕️
print(1) | print(2) ❤︎
gurlfren :)
Love 💚
All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.
I cheaply altered it for all the top cat/bottom pup-couples, hope @comrade-ashenov doesn't mind >.<
It's always so good to see that Abigail Fucking Thorn looks at the same silly horny tumblr posts I look at
pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up
I think this is like 98% me, holy fuck are you a stalker?
femmes who get awkward and don't know what to do so they act mean
femmes that shift from hyper fem to soft soft dom
femmes that are also pillow princesses
femmes that listen to heavier music but still have a soft vibe
femmes that are strange and off putting but that somehow makes them even more attractive
femmes that actually have a sense of empathy
femmes that are incredibly sarcastic
femmes femmes femmes GREGNJFHDBNFKDJHB
You can bite me..
Wait, fuck it, I'll make you bite me.
You can bite girls..
Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends
Nyeheheheheh, true >:3
I know stereotypes are bad, but let’s be honest—every trans girl has a vibe. So tell me, which one are you?
A cute hacker girl fueled exclusively by energy drinks – You type at lightning speed, have a questionable sleep schedule, and may or may not be a digital cryptid. Bonus points if you can do eyeliner so sharp it doubles as a weapon.
A literal cat/dog (kitten/puppy also valid options) – You either radiate smug feline energy or are the human embodiment of "wagging tail, big eyes, head pats please." No in-between.
Target mom – You have opinions on scented candles, will absolutely offer to buy your friends snacks, and could run a household with military efficiency if you weren’t so busy being cute.
Three communist manifestos in a trench coat trying to add others to their cause – You own at least one tattered copy of The Communist Manifesto, believe transition should be free, and could (and would) unionize a girl’s night out.
Teenage witch – You collect shiny rocks, you’ve considered hexing a TERF, and your idea of self-care involves moon water and aggressively manifesting a hotter body.
OH NO A LITERAL GOBLIN! – You hoard shinies, giggle mischievously, and the concept of “pretty girl” and “chaotic gremlin” are one and the same to you.
A vampire with an addiction to fluffy things – Yes, you are the night. But also, you need a soft blanket, thigh-high socks, and a collection of plushies to survive.
A faerie who steals genders and scrambles eggs – You don’t just crack eggs; you turn them into omelets. Gender is yours to redistribute. Watch out, because if you so much as look at someone, they might start questioning things.
A 1950s housewife but horny and super progressive – You bake, you’re adorable, and you’re absolutely calling someone “darling” while making them question their sexuality.
Goth was never just a phase, it’s a lifestyle – Your wardrobe is mostly black, your eyeliner could kill a man, and you’ve perfected the balance between spooky and sapphic.
Goth but discovering the color brown (steampunk) – You have very strong opinions on corsets, pocket watches, and the intersection of sapphic romance and gears.
Cottagecore is my goal in life – You dream of a cozy cottage in the woods where you and your cute wife bake bread, tend to your garden, and forget what capitalism is.
I choose you, random fetish! – You didn’t mean to be this way, but here you are. Your interests are niche, intense, and probably make people blush when you explain them.
So, which one (or ones) are you? Or are you something even gayer?
@practicalkim which one am I? :<
I know stereotypes are bad, but let’s be honest—every trans girl has a vibe. So tell me, which one are you?
A cute hacker girl fueled exclusively by energy drinks – You type at lightning speed, have a questionable sleep schedule, and may or may not be a digital cryptid. Bonus points if you can do eyeliner so sharp it doubles as a weapon.
A literal cat/dog (kitten/puppy also valid options) – You either radiate smug feline energy or are the human embodiment of "wagging tail, big eyes, head pats please." No in-between.
Target mom – You have opinions on scented candles, will absolutely offer to buy your friends snacks, and could run a household with military efficiency if you weren’t so busy being cute.
Three communist manifestos in a trench coat trying to add others to their cause – You own at least one tattered copy of The Communist Manifesto, believe transition should be free, and could (and would) unionize a girl’s night out.
Teenage witch – You collect shiny rocks, you’ve considered hexing a TERF, and your idea of self-care involves moon water and aggressively manifesting a hotter body.
OH NO A LITERAL GOBLIN! – You hoard shinies, giggle mischievously, and the concept of “pretty girl” and “chaotic gremlin” are one and the same to you.
A vampire with an addiction to fluffy things – Yes, you are the night. But also, you need a soft blanket, thigh-high socks, and a collection of plushies to survive.
A faerie who steals genders and scrambles eggs – You don’t just crack eggs; you turn them into omelets. Gender is yours to redistribute. Watch out, because if you so much as look at someone, they might start questioning things.
A 1950s housewife but horny and super progressive – You bake, you’re adorable, and you’re absolutely calling someone “darling” while making them question their sexuality.
Goth was never just a phase, it’s a lifestyle – Your wardrobe is mostly black, your eyeliner could kill a man, and you’ve perfected the balance between spooky and sapphic.
Goth but discovering the color brown (steampunk) – You have very strong opinions on corsets, pocket watches, and the intersection of sapphic romance and gears.
Cottagecore is my goal in life – You dream of a cozy cottage in the woods where you and your cute wife bake bread, tend to your garden, and forget what capitalism is.
I choose you, random fetish! – You didn’t mean to be this way, but here you are. Your interests are niche, intense, and probably make people blush when you explain them.
So, which one (or ones) are you? Or are you something even gayer?
Now that I think about it, being a huge history nerd, I should maybe start posting some of the funny and/or interesting history stuff I stumble upon during my work.
Be prepared for silly fish related talks and also weird, kind of sexual stuff of anciency c:
Holy fuck I know this text, probably even that exact translation!
@practicalkim nya~
a comic about cuddles
I-i just like when w..womem
reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30
i neeeeeeedddd to spend a day lying in bed with someone, holding each other close, feeling each others' breaths as we intermittently fall asleep with our moths together, cuddling and touching and feeling and groping and fucking less out of lust than out of a need to just be closer, memorising everything about their body, the time slipping away........
Omg just like meeee!
i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]
Today, I managed to eat :3
having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.
I know this is years old, but: *pets the catto* nyeheh :3
yall im losing my mind i went to the grocery store w/ me mum for essentials & was wearing this mask cause why not
& this old ladys like oh thats so cute! & i was like heh & she was like can i take a picture & i said thats fine but then she says put your paws up! so i did the fucking catgirl neko pose im gonnajfjjgk
Y-yes, also on their lips 👉👈
Bet you kiss them on the lips.
Well, today I chatted with a very very good friend (honestly mkre than a friend) of mine and she made a little joke about something I said being not nice, which I took ultra serious and then fell into a very deep pit of self hatred, crying about how I hurt a person I love. So, a "/s" would have spared me from one of the top 5 worst moments in my life (it was very bad, because I care for her so much and easily spiral down)
honestly i think conversation tags are fine so long as you stick to a handful of well known and actually useful ones??? idk being able to convey sarcasm through text without going overboard is convenient. dont get me wrong i do think that they can be overused and that it necessitates a small standardized dictionary but like... if you know what /s, /j, and /gen mean, you are being adequately communicated to, even if you dont like it.
(i do think /hj is meaningless though)
I don't. I know this is a stupid double standard I hold myself up to due to deeply internalised self hatred, but I just can't get rid of it..
The thing with getting joy by making other people happy is...am I being altruistic by helping folks and making them happy? Or am I actually an egoist pig who just uses people to get happy herself? Am I exploiting them? O.O
This is fucking hilarious
from twitter user deejaygeejaygee