God I Wanna Be Smothered To Death By A Bunch Of Transbians.. QwQ

Yeah.... :/

Just a quick doodle for long covid awareness day

I worked a bit more on it while bored in bed last night and thought I'd share again ^^' I know it's just a lazy lil edit but I kinda like it >.<

Unfortunately I don't know how to roughen up the edges in the program I used and also don't know how shades and reflections work qwq

👆 big brain thinking right there

Hey. You. Horny trans person on the internet.

You're given the option between these two superpowers.

This is fucking hilarious

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

This is the shit I got to tumblr for. Unhinged transfems telling the funniest shit there is, hell yeah

when i was in the hospital after bottom surgery, they had a catheter in me because can't pee, and that thing burned like reagan in hell, so they tried a couple medications to help, and the second they tried they warned me would turn my pee a bright orange, and i have a a kink for having unethical experiments performed on me, so i eagerly said yes, and it worked! i felt much better, and after a little bit my really hot nurse that i think had flirted with me earlier when taking my vitals (which i was on so many drugs that he probably wasn't, but that didn't stop me from trying to flirt back by saying "i LOVE ice water~" really sexy when he brought me some) drained the catheter bag into a clear jar and held it up and the morning light hit it just right and it lit the room up orange and i said "ooo... the forbidden fanta...." and now every time i drink fanta i think about piss but that's okay because i'm into that

Omg me too o.o I love da fishies O.O

❗️GAME TIP❗️you can take your autistic girlfriend to the aquarium to stare at fish🐟🐠

Rrrrrrrrrr~ Come'ere and bite me!~

Fuck I love being a pale ass girlie. I bet bitemarks would show so well on this soft, fair skin of mine, oh well...~

Mrrrow! >:3

Woof

Woof!

Nya~

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