Dork Energy Hasn't Gone

This is fucking hilarious

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

>be me

>go shopping dressed like this

>also wear face mask because sick

>find moldy tomatoes and tell store clerk

>get misgendered.

*pet pat scritch scratch*

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

:0 Nazareth was a '70s Rock hit! Older than Sabbath also I believe

A cute transfem should come over listen to 70s rock with me we do so on Vinyl or however you prefer and make out and kiss or something

Picrew thingie I put together in 2021. Ah yes, the very cis urge to have looked like this. God, I was so oblivious... qwq

Edit: I just found out the creator of this specific picrew apparently is discriminating against aromantic and asexual people, great...

At the same time. You gonna feel that fire in me, baby 😎

Pickled peppers are the best thing in the world. That, or hot steamy lesbian sex. Or both? Both.

in the psyched ward. straight up "getting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My eepy meepy

@practicalkim nya~

and then they cat napped together 🙂‍↕️

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There's this great Anecdote about Lucius Lucinius Crassus, who, according to both Aelian and Plutarchos, cried when a beloved pet moray(or eel?) of his died:

Fellow member of senate, Domitius, with whom Crassus never went well along, made fun about Crassus and called him a fool for crying over a Fish, to which Crassus replied something like "I might have cried about my fish, but you didn't shed a single tear about your three dead wives."

Damn, what a comeback.

Crackah

intersex egg cracker guy again. just cracked another one. it really is that easy