joosiebamboosie

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I'm so attention starved that this actually sounds nice to me..

God fml...

*sneaks in and steals a lock of your hair*

Sorry don't mind me :3

Damn. It’s happening again. A girl already stole my hair before.

I do be...

Reblog if you're a perverted woman with dubious motives

I think this is something I'm very much missing on my mental health journey...

loving mommy patting your head with her soft hand

I'll be honest with ya... really not feeling the prison of flesh and bones today..

Well I think most folks got drafted (especially black and/or poor folks) and were torn out of their youth and thrown into a war they didn't really want so... I think it's ok to shed a tear and spend a minute thinking about the poor pigs that were sent into a grinder not of their own making..

But I'm not big on the Vietnam War, my thing is ancient Roman fishponds.

"This memorial day we remember our Vietnam veterans" alright. That's a fucking participation trophy.

Was out with a friend today we were both flirting and joking with each other amd she told me to "shut up" so of course I said "make me" and she grabbed my neck right there in hot topic... then she just walked away 🥲

God I wish she choked me harder

Holy fuck I didn't know, but this is true.

hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

they match....

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

Omg exactlyyyy!!!!! 😍

Girls w glasses are so cute. Like wow you have beautiful eyes I’m glad you got them framed

Somehow looking extra smol and smoochable in this one :3

clover update: my fuckimg glasses D:

also cute as fuck cigarette earrings uwu

Am I? 🥺

as is tradition, happy pride from everyone's favorite transgender video game couple!!!

I wanna be a cute lil trans elf too.. >.<

as is tradition, happy pride from everyone's favorite transgender video game couple!!!

The Primal Urge.

The primal urge to softly pin a cute trans girl against the wall while she’s passionately rambling about her hyper-specific nerdy obsession? It should be studied. Like, there’s something dangerously adorable about the way her eyes light up when she starts info-dumping, completely unaware of how kissable she looks mid-sentence. You don’t want to interrupt her—but gods, you do want to press your lips to hers just to see if her voice catches when your hands slip a little lower.

She’s talking about lore, or mechanics, or some obscure anime theory, and all you can think about is how badly you want to take control—not to silence her, but to show her she’s wanted, and loved in all her passionate chaos.

Honestly? Studying her would be the best kind of science. Hypothesis: cute nerd girls deserve to be adored, spoiled, and lovingly ruined.

Submissive puppy girl... call that... subwoofer...

SCARY INMATE: welcome to the warriors prison what are you in for?

ME: flowing water, still rock. a sunlit meadow and a gentle breeze

GRUFF INMATE: she's one o' them poets! get 'er, lads!

[I swiftly dispatch them with a flurry of blows]

ME: even a delicate rose has thorns..

some of you

this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

my wife insisted that clifford should play basketball and that blue should wear her oversized jerseys

+ bonus blue

seeing younger transfems gives me hope.

seeing same age transfems gives me joy.

seeing older transfems gives me hhhhnkrkgkkrbbnfkkkfbf

You, yes you, should kiss that tgirl right now! Kiss her until she feels loved and is so hard she whines!!

I haven't seen this version anywhere so I made one!

"aw you poor thing"

"poor little pent up puppy"

"need some help with all those big complicated feelings, puppy?"

"i've got you, i'll take care of you, don't you worry pup"

"aw you like getting scritched there don't you, good puppy"

"look at all those thoughts melt away, no thinking for such a good puppy"

"who's a good puppy,,, is it you?!! it IS!!"