Voldemort: I’m Going To Kill You Harry Potter.

Snape: *takes 50 points away from gryffindor cause Harry’s quill spilled*

Harry: *sighs* I give up

Harry: *gets up*

Snape: where are going?!?!

Harry: to go visit my mom

This is so cool I’m gonna cry

Hawt

Voldemort: I want you to beg me for mercy

Harry: so am I gonna die now?

Voldemort: I am going to kill you Harry Potter

Harry: woah that’s sick

Voldemort:

Harry: I couldn’t care less tho

Harry: do it

Harry: don’t be suprised if you still haven’t killed a kid that you’ve been after for 17 years

Imagine peter talking shit about werewolves since they didn’t know about Remus and him just being like

“haha I know right” like this probably happened- or imagine how many people he heard saying that werewolves were monsters and deserved to die

I don’t care what anyone says being a werewolf is so fucking swag

Dumbledore: Hmm... let’s not have actual professionals to deal with the most evil wizard of them world that could kill all of us in a second-

Dumbledore: that’s it! Let’s throw all of this pressure to a 17 year old

lol what

The only good thing Voldemort did was kill James Potter.

The reason why I hate snape so much- is because he knew Harry had no idea of the wizarding world, he knew he was realized by muggles and that he knew no magic or basically nothing about the wizarding world- but then HUMILIATES HIM by asking him questions he knew he wouldn’t have an answer too, and for what? Cause he looked like his dad and his mom who he was obsessed with broke his heart boo hoo cry me a river. God I hate snape

If I see one more “this is very Sirius” joke I’m gonna cry

Don’t know why i said thAt