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Ayo wtf were the last 2 years

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So after a football game our band was messing around while some people were loading the trailer to leave. This random guy comes up to me from the other band and says "heres a token of my appreciation" and hands me a literal token??

So we started marching band rehearsals today and we now allowed 6th graders to march because our band is small. Well, as soon as one of the sixth graders looked at "America's Finest" he started crying. I didn't know what to do and just told him it was gonna be okay...

Cake is just sweet bread

Why is it that as soon as I find out someone can read music or play an instrument they become 10x hotter??

Band directors: *splits band by gender onto 2 different buses to prevent PDA*

All the single people in band: Like that's gonna stop us 😈

Yes.

Do trumpet players naturally have an ego before playing trumpet, or does always having the main melody of a song give trumpetists their ego?

"Of course I'm a good kisser, I'm a trumpet player"

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

when ur marching in a parade and sweat drips into ur eyes: this is it this is the end

Assistant bd: LIGHTNING

All the trumpets: *puts their horns high in the air instantly*

when you meet the incoming freshman and there’s that one kid that makes you think, ‘this is the problem freshman’

so the power went out during 8th period band today and we had the emergency lights turn on in the corner but it’s still like dark af and we were about to sightread this doom-resembling french song series and instead of my band director making us stop for the day he has us take out of phones and use our flashlights to light up our stands and he went to his back office and came back with a hUGe AsS CANDLE LIKE A HALF FOOT TALL and he lit it and kept conducting and we all just sightread this complicated terrifying french piece in the dark while the school was in a panic

TODAY WAS INCREDIBLE

shit i’ve heard this marching season

“Now i’m not saying to do it but dont not do it”

“let me just *climbs into sousaphone case* NOPE”

“left. left. left. left. RIGHT. left. betcha weren’t expecting that one you little fucks”

“let me play a song i made for you nickelas *through trumpet mouthpiece* FUCK YOU”

“actually you cant leave band your name is already signed in blood there’s no backing out of this one”

“thank you for 5 years of marching together… unless your name is wesley”

“don’t smoke weed, suck reed”

“SOUSAPHONES GET INSIDE YOURE ALL WALKING LIGHTNING RODS”

“all i have for my book report is ‘the’ its due today please impale me with your clarinet”

“what comes after L in the alphabet?”

“JOHNSONS GOING TO COLLEGE WOOO”

“if you bend your knees while marching this im coming after you with a baseball bat”

“scoot over some johnson youre two off” ‘like this?’ “*in shreks voice* that’ll do donkey, that’ll do”

“i am incapable of crying but just imagine me being emotional”

“what’s up kids the end of the world didnt happen and now we’re here”

I’m very, intrigued.

those nighttime band bus rides where people are napping or singing or laughing or listening to music and there’s the faint glow of the streetlights passing by and everything feels right in the world

Houses as Things My Marching Band Director Has Said

Gryffindor: "Homecoming is mandatory - no, let me be politically correct. Personatory. Not man, not woman, person."

Hufflepuff: "Football games are a non-thing where I let you relax, but I don't want them to be a non non-thing where you all don't even show up."

Ravenclaw: "I don't even have a music degree, I have a refrigeration and air conditioning degree."

Slytherin: "I'm only doing this to annoy [the other band director]. I come here every day just like you, I want to be entertained too."

IT’S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOUUUUU

THERE’S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOOO

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICA

GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO DO THE THINGS WE NEVER HaAAaAaAAAAAAD

heres a Take for you guys

WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE

THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER

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I don’t remember if I posted this buttttt~~

WHERE THE HELL IS BUCKY