I’m Very, Intrigued.

Next up, tune in for Peter teaching Steve about Yeet. Inspiration: @hpinfalsettoland (Incorrect MCU Dialogue: Part 14)

shit i’ve heard this marching season

“Now i’m not saying to do it but dont not do it”

“let me just *climbs into sousaphone case* NOPE”

“left. left. left. left. RIGHT. left. betcha weren’t expecting that one you little fucks”

“let me play a song i made for you nickelas *through trumpet mouthpiece* FUCK YOU”

“actually you cant leave band your name is already signed in blood there’s no backing out of this one”

“thank you for 5 years of marching together… unless your name is wesley”

“don’t smoke weed, suck reed”

“SOUSAPHONES GET INSIDE YOURE ALL WALKING LIGHTNING RODS”

“all i have for my book report is ‘the’ its due today please impale me with your clarinet”

“what comes after L in the alphabet?”

“JOHNSONS GOING TO COLLEGE WOOO”

“if you bend your knees while marching this im coming after you with a baseball bat”

“scoot over some johnson youre two off” ‘like this?’ “*in shreks voice* that’ll do donkey, that’ll do”

“i am incapable of crying but just imagine me being emotional”

“what’s up kids the end of the world didnt happen and now we’re here”

"Of course I'm a good kisser, I'm a trumpet player"

WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE

THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER

IT’S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOUUUUU

THERE’S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOOO

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICA

GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO DO THE THINGS WE NEVER HaAAaAaAAAAAAD

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so the power went out during 8th period band today and we had the emergency lights turn on in the corner but it’s still like dark af and we were about to sightread this doom-resembling french song series and instead of my band director making us stop for the day he has us take out of phones and use our flashlights to light up our stands and he went to his back office and came back with a hUGe AsS CANDLE LIKE A HALF FOOT TALL and he lit it and kept conducting and we all just sightread this complicated terrifying french piece in the dark while the school was in a panic

TODAY WAS INCREDIBLE

Why is it that as soon as I find out someone can read music or play an instrument they become 10x hotter??

Thor and Peter Parker in Nature

*the boys see a snake*

Thor: Is that Loki?

Peter: N O, ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵈᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ ⁿᵒᵒᵈˡᵉ