Caffeinated-trumpet - Your Local Egoistical Trumpet

when ur marching in a parade and sweat drips into ur eyes: this is it this is the end

when you meet the incoming freshman and there’s that one kid that makes you think, ‘this is the problem freshman’

heres a Take for you guys

Sam: Do you want your popcorn sweet or salty?

Steve: *gazing at Bucky* I want it like my fiance.

Sam: We don’t serve ugly popcorn.

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Next up, tune in for Peter teaching Steve about Yeet. Inspiration: @hpinfalsettoland (Incorrect MCU Dialogue: Part 14)

Tom Holland is literally so soft??? Like he seems like such a nice and friendly person and a 10/10 friend I love him

Houses as Things My Marching Band Director Has Said

Gryffindor: "Homecoming is mandatory - no, let me be politically correct. Personatory. Not man, not woman, person."

Hufflepuff: "Football games are a non-thing where I let you relax, but I don't want them to be a non non-thing where you all don't even show up."

Ravenclaw: "I don't even have a music degree, I have a refrigeration and air conditioning degree."

Slytherin: "I'm only doing this to annoy [the other band director]. I come here every day just like you, I want to be entertained too."

Assistant bd: LIGHTNING

All the trumpets: *puts their horns high in the air instantly*