Shit I’ve Heard This Marching Season

shit i’ve heard this marching season

“Now i’m not saying to do it but dont not do it”

“let me just *climbs into sousaphone case* NOPE”

“left. left. left. left. RIGHT. left. betcha weren’t expecting that one you little fucks”

“let me play a song i made for you nickelas *through trumpet mouthpiece* FUCK YOU”

“actually you cant leave band your name is already signed in blood there’s no backing out of this one”

“thank you for 5 years of marching together… unless your name is wesley”

“don’t smoke weed, suck reed”

“SOUSAPHONES GET INSIDE YOURE ALL WALKING LIGHTNING RODS”

“all i have for my book report is ‘the’ its due today please impale me with your clarinet”

“what comes after L in the alphabet?”

“JOHNSONS GOING TO COLLEGE WOOO”

“if you bend your knees while marching this im coming after you with a baseball bat”

“scoot over some johnson youre two off” ‘like this?’ “*in shreks voice* that’ll do donkey, that’ll do”

“i am incapable of crying but just imagine me being emotional”

“what’s up kids the end of the world didnt happen and now we’re here”