IT’S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOUUUUU

WHERE THE HELL IS BUCKY

Sam: Do you want your popcorn sweet or salty?

Steve: *gazing at Bucky* I want it like my fiance.

Sam: We don’t serve ugly popcorn.

The God of thunder

Bonus

Band directors: *splits band by gender onto 2 different buses to prevent PDA*

All the single people in band: Like that's gonna stop us 😈

when you meet the incoming freshman and there’s that one kid that makes you think, ‘this is the problem freshman’

shit i’ve heard this marching season

“Now i’m not saying to do it but dont not do it”

“let me just *climbs into sousaphone case* NOPE”

“left. left. left. left. RIGHT. left. betcha weren’t expecting that one you little fucks”

“let me play a song i made for you nickelas *through trumpet mouthpiece* FUCK YOU”

“actually you cant leave band your name is already signed in blood there’s no backing out of this one”

“thank you for 5 years of marching together… unless your name is wesley”

“don’t smoke weed, suck reed”

“SOUSAPHONES GET INSIDE YOURE ALL WALKING LIGHTNING RODS”

“all i have for my book report is ‘the’ its due today please impale me with your clarinet”

“what comes after L in the alphabet?”

“JOHNSONS GOING TO COLLEGE WOOO”

“if you bend your knees while marching this im coming after you with a baseball bat”

“scoot over some johnson youre two off” ‘like this?’ “*in shreks voice* that’ll do donkey, that’ll do”

“i am incapable of crying but just imagine me being emotional”

“what’s up kids the end of the world didnt happen and now we’re here”

So after a football game our band was messing around while some people were loading the trailer to leave. This random guy comes up to me from the other band and says "heres a token of my appreciation" and hands me a literal token??

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