So We Started Marching Band Rehearsals Today And We Now Allowed 6th Graders To March Because Our Band

Band directors: *splits band by gender onto 2 different buses to prevent PDA*

All the single people in band: Like that's gonna stop us 😈

Sam: Do you want your popcorn sweet or salty?

Steve: *gazing at Bucky* I want it like my fiance.

Sam: We don’t serve ugly popcorn.

Ayo wtf were the last 2 years

Tom Holland is literally so soft??? Like he seems like such a nice and friendly person and a 10/10 friend I love him

Why is it that as soon as I find out someone can read music or play an instrument they become 10x hotter??

WHERE THE HELL IS BUCKY

IT’S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOUUUUU

THERE’S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOOO

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICA

GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO DO THE THINGS WE NEVER HaAAaAaAAAAAAD

Houses as Things My Marching Band Director Has Said

Gryffindor: "Homecoming is mandatory - no, let me be politically correct. Personatory. Not man, not woman, person."

Hufflepuff: "Football games are a non-thing where I let you relax, but I don't want them to be a non non-thing where you all don't even show up."

Ravenclaw: "I don't even have a music degree, I have a refrigeration and air conditioning degree."

Slytherin: "I'm only doing this to annoy [the other band director]. I come here every day just like you, I want to be entertained too."