Is This What The Kids Are Listening To These Days?

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WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE

THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER

"Of course I'm a good kisser, I'm a trumpet player"

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Band directors: *splits band by gender onto 2 different buses to prevent PDA*

All the single people in band: Like that's gonna stop us 😈

Houses as Things My Marching Band Director Has Said

Gryffindor: "Homecoming is mandatory - no, let me be politically correct. Personatory. Not man, not woman, person."

Hufflepuff: "Football games are a non-thing where I let you relax, but I don't want them to be a non non-thing where you all don't even show up."

Ravenclaw: "I don't even have a music degree, I have a refrigeration and air conditioning degree."

Slytherin: "I'm only doing this to annoy [the other band director]. I come here every day just like you, I want to be entertained too."

I’m very, intrigued.

those nighttime band bus rides where people are napping or singing or laughing or listening to music and there’s the faint glow of the streetlights passing by and everything feels right in the world

when you meet the incoming freshman and there’s that one kid that makes you think, ‘this is the problem freshman’