When You Meet The Incoming Freshman And There’s That One Kid That Makes You Think, ‘this Is The Problem

Houses as Things My Marching Band Director Has Said

Gryffindor: "Homecoming is mandatory - no, let me be politically correct. Personatory. Not man, not woman, person."

Hufflepuff: "Football games are a non-thing where I let you relax, but I don't want them to be a non non-thing where you all don't even show up."

Ravenclaw: "I don't even have a music degree, I have a refrigeration and air conditioning degree."

Slytherin: "I'm only doing this to annoy [the other band director]. I come here every day just like you, I want to be entertained too."

Assistant bd: LIGHTNING

All the trumpets: *puts their horns high in the air instantly*

IT’S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOUUUUU

THERE’S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOOO

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICA

GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO DO THE THINGS WE NEVER HaAAaAaAAAAAAD

Tom Holland is literally so soft??? Like he seems like such a nice and friendly person and a 10/10 friend I love him

Sam: Do you want your popcorn sweet or salty?

Steve: *gazing at Bucky* I want it like my fiance.

Sam: We don’t serve ugly popcorn.

me🦋irl

so the power went out during 8th period band today and we had the emergency lights turn on in the corner but it’s still like dark af and we were about to sightread this doom-resembling french song series and instead of my band director making us stop for the day he has us take out of phones and use our flashlights to light up our stands and he went to his back office and came back with a hUGe AsS CANDLE LIKE A HALF FOOT TALL and he lit it and kept conducting and we all just sightread this complicated terrifying french piece in the dark while the school was in a panic

TODAY WAS INCREDIBLE

Why is it that as soon as I find out someone can read music or play an instrument they become 10x hotter??