Those Nighttime Band Bus Rides Where People Are Napping Or Singing Or Laughing Or Listening To Music

So we started marching band rehearsals today and we now allowed 6th graders to march because our band is small. Well, as soon as one of the sixth graders looked at "America's Finest" he started crying. I didn't know what to do and just told him it was gonna be okay...

Why is it that as soon as I find out someone can read music or play an instrument they become 10x hotter??

Assistant bd: LIGHTNING

All the trumpets: *puts their horns high in the air instantly*

Yes.

Do trumpet players naturally have an ego before playing trumpet, or does always having the main melody of a song give trumpetists their ego?

shit i’ve heard this marching season

“Now i’m not saying to do it but dont not do it”

“let me just *climbs into sousaphone case* NOPE”

“left. left. left. left. RIGHT. left. betcha weren’t expecting that one you little fucks”

“let me play a song i made for you nickelas *through trumpet mouthpiece* FUCK YOU”

“actually you cant leave band your name is already signed in blood there’s no backing out of this one”

“thank you for 5 years of marching together… unless your name is wesley”

“don’t smoke weed, suck reed”

“SOUSAPHONES GET INSIDE YOURE ALL WALKING LIGHTNING RODS”

“all i have for my book report is ‘the’ its due today please impale me with your clarinet”

“what comes after L in the alphabet?”

“JOHNSONS GOING TO COLLEGE WOOO”

“if you bend your knees while marching this im coming after you with a baseball bat”

“scoot over some johnson youre two off” ‘like this?’ “*in shreks voice* that’ll do donkey, that’ll do”

“i am incapable of crying but just imagine me being emotional”

“what’s up kids the end of the world didnt happen and now we’re here”

Ayo wtf were the last 2 years

Band directors: *splits band by gender onto 2 different buses to prevent PDA*

All the single people in band: Like that's gonna stop us 😈