I like wearing masks because they hide my ugly
Alternate title to Soldier, Poet King, by The Oh Hellos,
Cowboy, Ninja, Viking.
OKAYOKAYOKAY. BUT THIS "BEING NICE TO PEOPLE" THING? THIS IS THE SHIT. I AM HAVING THE BEST TIME RIGHT NOW. GO BE NICE TO SOMEONE RIGHT NOW I-
Like with cheeks, or?
will someone draw a bumblebee butt? i just really want to know what that would look like for some reason...
You should all know by now that her name is Resistance
white people baby naming culture peaked when bella really named her kid Renenemone
God gave me terrible aim so I couldn't toss a basket ball into the heavens yelling headshot and kill him instantly.
Spicy chibb
GET OUT OF THE ROADDDD
I just heard the most anguished cry of "noooooooo!" From a kid in the bathroom at my work. Should I be afraid?
I cannot explain to you how much more immensely fun work would be if I could play Skyrim while I was there. "But that wouldn't be work" you say, nay, I would still be working, I would just not be bored when I'm not having to talk to people. It's a small difference. But it makes all the difference.
In conclusion I want my work to provide me with a gaming setup.
Twinker bell. full stop.
God gave me a brain so I could have thoughts like “what’s the masculine version of tinker bell? Oh, yes, Tonker Bell”
Let's go
Imaginary Ornithology, Estelle Hanania
Where are the drawings op
Bring pictochat to the switch I need to send everyone my anime drawings of Mario and Luigi weeping under the moonlight while cherry blossom falls
Absolutely.
What an amazing spell! Would you cast it?
Wh-
What's the soda OP?
Me: I will drink a caffeinated beverage on the day I took my adderall, it will not fuck with my sleep at all
Narrator: It did fuck with her sleep at all.
I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.
I need to learn to account for the buoyancy of grapes.
Just found out I've been running my air purifier for three months with NO FUCKING FILTER IN IT. I'VE JUST BEEN STIRRING THE FUCKING DIRT AROUND IN THE AIR. I HATE IT HERE.
Can I... Can I have the link?
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
🥺🥺🥺 I love this man with all my heart. 🥺🥺🥺
Legendary Horror Mangaka Catboy Junji Itō
Sometimes, everyone knows the answer, but no-one is willing to tell you what it is.
Vintage lobster postcards.
Just casually thinking about 2016 where the day before the election, my professor for the Race sociology class I was taking made mention of the fact that he was nervous, but hopeful. He wished us all a happy election day, told us to go vote, and he’d see us on Wednesday for our quiz and a recap of marginalization and voter suppression.
Then on Wednesday, we walked into that 9:30am class and found him sitting on the table up front with puffy red eyes, wrinkled T-shirt, shoes untied, and no quiz on the board. He just sat there and watched us come in and we all sat in silence and he spent the whole class leaking tears and talking it out with us.
He was a white man, a self-professed privilege magnet: male, heterosexual, Christian, college educated, middle class, etc and so forth, and he was in absolute shambles. He told us that he stayed up all night watching everything he built his career around get ground into the dirt in one evening. He spent all night and all morning fielding terrified phone calls from the undocumented kids he helped get into the university he worked at, who were wondering when they were going to get deported now, from his Black and Latino coworkers just sobbing in utter rage and agony and fear, from his students of color and his LGBT friends and students. And, he said, all he could do was listen, because we, as the majorities, had failed them. We let the worst happen.
Several folks in the class tried to be optimistic and say that it wouldn’t be that bad, but the professor, who up to this point had always been a ray of sunshine and hope, shut every one of them down because, he said, it absolutely would be that bad.
One girl in the corner started sobbing and told us that just a week before her uncle in Arizona, who had a green card, got deported illegally, and they were fighting to get him home, but now she was wondering when it was going to happen to her. She was too scared to go home and visit her parents for Thanksgiving because she was afraid of going through security at an Arizona airport and getting snatched and shipped out of the country illegally just because she was latina.
And our professor passed her a tissue out of his own pocket, looked at all of us and said, “Remember this in 2020. Don’t you dare let it happen again.”
So I’m sending his plea on to all of you. Don’t let it happen again. Don’t let it happen again. Please, don’t let it happen again.
AND WHAT IF THEY WERE IN LOVE??? POG.
human sally and emily
So I've quit McDonald's... Time to tell about my second secret job.
Got stuck in my hoodie today. Let me out you godless bastard I love you.
Yeah I'm taken,
Taken a shit.
My boss makes a dollar, I have depression, that's why I cry on company time.
I die on MY terms. NOT YOURS GOD.
We were cleaning the python's tank and I was holding him, and he went up my shirt, and needless to say, snake in boobs.