I Like Wearing Masks Because They Hide My Ugly

I would like to clarify THE DRINK.

hahahaha hoo *takes a beaker full of glowy green laboratory juice and drinks its contents* aw haha *becomes an evil and fucked up monster* hahaha

i blog for girls who are umm relentlessly tormented. By the misery

The outside smells like cigarettes,

The change rooms smell like man sweat,

The back smells like Doritos,

The doors all smell like cleaner,

And I am alone.

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

Oh and:

Talk to men.

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

He was gay. He came back from the dead, but also he was gay.

Mickey Mouse: Runaway Brain Director: Chris Bailey | Studio: Walt Disney | USA, 1995

Yeah??? What about it???

How to play an accordion:

-play piano.

-turn it 90°.

-never look at your fingers again.

-don't forget to do the squeeze.

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily