I Just Heard The Most Anguished Cry Of "noooooooo!" From A Kid In The Bathroom At My Work. Should I Be

onlinedipshit87: Honestly beef stew isnt even that good

-15 relations with race: dwarves

-25 relations with race: orcs

-500 relations with race: halflings

Race: Halflings now see you as a mortal enemy. You will be attacked on sight in halfling settlements

Where are the drawings op

Bring pictochat to the switch I need to send everyone my anime drawings of Mario and Luigi weeping under the moonlight while cherry blossom falls

Thinkin' about the time my sibling called my saved clothes folder "Build-a-Gay: make your own homosexual"

For personal reasons I will be passing away, um-

How to play an accordion:

-play piano.

-turn it 90°.

-never look at your fingers again.

-don't forget to do the squeeze.

"Hold on, let me slither into something a little more comfortable." I say putting on a suit made of someone else's skin.

Come on guys be nice it happens to the best of us

Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

Listen bitch, I ain't masc until the roach starts flying. That shit starts my whole day off.

everybody masc till the roach starts flying 😒

Some of y'all's water tastes like skin tight jeans feel. You take a sip and just mm no get out of my body please thank you.

I changed my sister's nickname on Instagram to 'The Creature 👽👽👽' and then five minutes later got a notification that she changed mine to 'gronch mcsquank'.

gronch mcsquank

Instagram, when I die, and my grave says 'gronch mcsquank', I hope you're in there with me.