Latest Posts by bugishere - Page 8
I'm back, it was terrible.
The verdict is out. As retribution for never having worked at the house of burger, I am doomed to spend two days in the late-night Mcdonald's. A fate only known to an unlucky few, that I will soon have to count myself a part of.
How to play an accordion:
-play piano.
-turn it 90°.
-never look at your fingers again.
-don't forget to do the squeeze.
The verdict is out. As retribution for never having worked at the house of burger, I am doomed to spend two days in the late-night Mcdonald's. A fate only known to an unlucky few, that I will soon have to count myself a part of.
The forbidden spaghetty
Biology nerds, wya?!
I wish my bones rattled when I moved, I think that would be very fun and sexy of me.
"Hold on, let me slither into something a little more comfortable." I say putting on a suit made of someone else's skin.
Damn, I wish MY dick was an eagle's head. That sounds neato.
The Fall of the Rebel Angels (detail). Frans Floris de Vriedt ~ 1554 Koninklijk Museum voor Schone Kunsten • via Bibliothèque Infernale on FB
Yes.
what kind of skill set do you need to make a cursed item
*whips out a magicians cape* and for my next trick, I will commit FUCKING ARSON.
Some of y'all's water tastes like skin tight jeans feel. You take a sip and just mm no get out of my body please thank you.
when you wake up to a mouth full of skin.
I would like to clarify THE DRINK.
hahahaha hoo *takes a beaker full of glowy green laboratory juice and drinks its contents* aw haha *becomes an evil and fucked up monster* hahaha
I just got a job at McDonald's. When do I get to meet the clown?
monster energy
hahahaha hoo *takes a beaker full of glowy green laboratory juice and drinks its contents* aw haha *becomes an evil and fucked up monster* hahaha
Ah, but is it a crime to free just one?
I just want to walk through the forest with my titties out….. but the world is a cruel place and i am unable to live my dream.
Y'all get it
I’ve decided that I have no desire to be hot. I want to be alluring, ethereal and slightly mysterious. Something that might make you question the existence of fairies if seen in the woods at night. Something that remember people of classic paintings of river nymphs and sculptures of greek goddesses