Can I... Can I have the link?
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
Hold on hoes, I think I might need to change my dosage. Apologies, we will resume this when I return.
Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes
Why won't Jekyll say what he did as Hyde. He confessed to murder but won't admit to shenanigans
So far today at work I've had to:
Clean blood off of a door,
Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,
Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,
Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,
And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.
I got here two hours ago.
just heard a skeleton skitter past ...
Can we get...??? The screen cap??? Or???
coupled with like. you know how in mandy there’s that scene where she walks out of the water and he looks at her through the fire and the only look we get at her is from the neck up and she looks like this gaunt and kind of grotesque and incredibly beautiful otherwordly thing with one enormous throbbing eye. and you’re like oh he loves her.
PLEASE STOP ATTACKING ME
In pure, unholy, spite of the people on my bus who don't know what day it is,
if you destroy the illusion magic holding my physical form together youll find a single withering parsnip in its place