Wh-

Ah, wait I forgot:

Help two men try to make a call because their car broke down, which ultimately didn't work. I then let them use my phone, which apparently was out of minutes, despite me having never made a call in the last three months.

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

Beyond Birthday's not even a fuckin' name. No I will not take criticism on this post.

Autism be damned my boy can reanimate the dead

me when i log into tumblr

I thought it said casserole

Ceresole lake📍 Gran Paradiso National Park, italian Alpes

You're just mad you're not a cool silver dragon.

I am a rat and this website is the deep frier at a whataburger in texas

In pure, unholy, spite of the people on my bus who don't know what day it is,

This is Neil, and he is banging out the tunes.

you wanna end my reign of terror so bad it makes you look stupid

Y'know what?

Yeah.

funny worm!

Girls be like "I can fix him", and it's their Dad.