Where Are The Drawings Op

You guys have Olive Gardens?

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

No, 'cause THAT sounds like a Harry Potter spell.

motheren fuckeren

You're just mad you're not a cool silver dragon.

I am a rat and this website is the deep frier at a whataburger in texas

Beyond Birthday's not even a fuckin' name. No I will not take criticism on this post.

Sheryl at my work totalled her blender this morning by leaving a spoon in it.

Girl???

Mickey Mouse: Runaway Brain Director: Chris Bailey | Studio: Walt Disney | USA, 1995

Well i mean... It is, but they weren't supposed to know. Stop exposing all of my homoerotic subtext activities, the feds are gonna find o

okay this is REALLY funny actually

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What?