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Is that The Raven Boys??? 👉👈

love reading with my favorite girl.

Me to my coworker: I'm sorry Gillian, but i really don't want you watch me eat soup and put on ointment like the old lady i am.

My coworker: :(

Just got called crippled at work???

Don't be mean to him!!! :,(

No way out

i wake up in the morning, i roll my neck, i say: “some things belong only to me. to have secrets is to be human.”

IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION HOW THE MIDDLE SLIDE LINES UP WITH THE BOTTOM, AND THEN MOVES AND LINES UP WITH THE TOP?!?!!? SHKSMSKSKSK I-

THE FLINTSTONES (1961)      — 2.02 “Droop Along Flintstone”

Everyday I wake up, and my first thought is "Ah Fuck, I'm still alive." And then I have to go do my silly little tasks AGAIN. JUST LIKE I DID THE DAY BEFORE. AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END???!?!

Nothing I do is ever enough to override the fact that my worth is solely dependant on my grades, and how much use I am to others. AND 👏 THAT'S 👏ON 👏PERIODT👏

WELL NOT ANYMORE I'M NOT

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

Well i mean... It is, but they weren't supposed to know. Stop exposing all of my homoerotic subtext activities, the feds are gonna find o

okay this is REALLY funny actually

I thought it said casserole

Ceresole lake📍 Gran Paradiso National Park, italian Alpes

poignant

give me a word and i’ll tell you not what it means but what it sounds like. example:

plethora. scientific word for a single sucker on a giant squid tentacle

Beyond Birthday's not even a fuckin' name. No I will not take criticism on this post.

Givin' em the ol Rizzle Dizzle

The ol Bapadaboo

Doing the stanky leg

HE LEETLE FEETSYS

You guys have Olive Gardens?

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

Y'know what?

Yeah.

funny worm!

Yeah??? What about it???

Thinkin' about the time my sibling called my saved clothes folder "Build-a-Gay: make your own homosexual"

For personal reasons I will be passing away, um-

leave my buff orc "Mama Urog" alone

cant believe there are people out there who open up skyrim and unironically play as some shit thats not an argonian

This is just megamind???

Good evening to my short kings

Thought this was about boats, and now I need to go lie down.

Wait are you a proshipper??

No??

Fucker.

Did something happen OP???

trees are more dangerous than people bc sometimes they used to be people, but then figured out how to be very still & ever-growing & functionally immortal. anyway Don’t Challenge The Trees bc sometimes trees are haunted. this has been a PSA.

Once in highschool I lent a girl two dollars.

Once, in highschool, I lent a girl two dollars and then she moved away.

It's over for you hoes

Once I get my medication it's over for you hoes

I was scrolling through Tumblr and I was wondering why I was seeing so many of my own posts??? Never did it occur to me that I was scrolling through my own blog???

I did not remember reblogging this. But apparently I did at some point.

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper