Poignant

Can I... Can I have the link?

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

I'm a level 45 master necromancer and I STILL don't know what's up with the arena or what's good to have in a deck or literally anything. I pick the cool ones idc.

Truly I'm still in 2011 playing wizard101. I don't know dick from squat when it comes to battle strategy and equipment grinding and pet breeding and on and on and on. All I know is hit thing harder than it hit me, like god intended. Yes I lose battles a lot why do you ask

onlinedipshit87: Honestly beef stew isnt even that good

-15 relations with race: dwarves

-25 relations with race: orcs

-500 relations with race: halflings

Race: Halflings now see you as a mortal enemy. You will be attacked on sight in halfling settlements

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

I need to learn to account for the buoyancy of grapes.

OH MY GOD??? BELOVED NIGHTMARES UPON ME??? I AM GOING TO USE THIS TO MAKE MY DND PLAYERS CRY???

This is the wrong season to be talking about it, but literally no adaptation of Christmas Carol will ever top this one stage adaptation I saw in 2018, and it’s 100% because of the first scene of the play

Almost every Christmas Carol starts with the same scene: Christmas Eve, the day before Scrooge is visited by the three ghosts. This is the same scene that the rest of the audience - including myself - is expecting to see

The house lights go out. The stage is dark

A boy is singing: “God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay…”

The sound of wind whistles through the dark of the theater.

“Remember Christ our savior was born on Christmas day, to save us all from Satan’s power…”

The boy pauses. The wind picks up. Somewhere in the audience, a child sounds upset

“…When we had gone astray. Oh tidings…”

The boy’s voice fades away. The wind howls

A church bell rings

The stage lights come on. Fog is floating across the stage. A deacon, two gentlemen, and Scrooge stand in the fog like islands in a sea

Between them is a coffin

The wind howls. It makes the word, “Ebenezer,” in a voice that shakes the floor

The deacon says: “Forasmuch as it hath pleased Almighty God to take unto himself the soul of our departed Jacob Marley…”

“Ebenezer,” says the wind

Scrooge whips around at the sound. Fog coils around his feet

Nobody else on stage hears his name

“…We therefore commit his body to the ground; earth to earth-”

“Earth,” says the wind

“-ashes to ashes-”

“Ashes,” says the wind

“-and dust to dust”

“Dust” says the wind

“In the certain hope of eternal life through our Lord Christ; who shall change-”

“Change” says the wind

“-our vile body-”

“Change” says the wind

“-that it may be like unto His glorious body-”

“Change” says the wind

A church bell rings. Children are crying in the audience

One by one, the parishioners exit the stage. Scrooge is left alone with the coffin

He says a few words - laughs at his mishearing voices on the wind - and turns to leave

A church bell rings

Scrooge pauses - and turns to look at the coffin

Lights flash. The coffin lid slams open, and the ghost of Jacob Marley, horrible, pale, and screeching, leaps out of the coffin, hands reaching out to Scrooge and howling - 

“SAVE YOURSELF!”

Lights flash and the stage goes dark. Children are screaming. Parents are screaming. I’m screaming

The rest of the production was gorgeous, but I still maintain that the first scene was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen attached to any adaptation of Christmas Carol

Okay but what about Patella, and Jamboree? I feel like those need more recognition.

Words that would make good YA character names, entirely based on their spelling

I did a lot of research for this. these are my conclusions

Protagonist Names

Beholden

Hedgerow

Malaria

Chess

Chapel

Lever

Even

Adrenaline

Linen

Shrivel

Parsley

Marine

Umbrella

Anesthesia

Parcel

Fallacy

Burden

Liver

Cyst

Happen

Allergen

Love Interest Names

Carsick

Cashier

Javelin

Maverick

Cadaver

Metric

Crestfallen

Cyan

Dorkier

Estrus

Coriander

Cabin

Rave

Calendar

Cervix

Festival

Surnames/Family Names/Royal Lineages

Wrestling

Cartridge

Damndest

Helium

Margarine

Virus

Cardholder

Meridian

Latrine

Previous

Solvent

Rhombus

disney concept art: the most beautiful dynamic original thing i have ever seen

disney finished project: rubber same face minimalism regurgitated plots