Well I Mean... It Is, But They Weren't Supposed To Know. Stop Exposing All Of My Homoerotic Subtext Activities,

Once I invited someone over and she took one step inside, sniffed around, and said "wow. It smells like you in here".

I still don't know if that was a good thing or not.

Y'all get it

I’ve decided that I have no desire to be hot. I want to be alluring, ethereal and slightly mysterious. Something that might make you question the existence of fairies if seen in the woods at night. Something that remember people of classic paintings of river nymphs and sculptures of greek goddesses

🥺🥺🥺 I love this man with all my heart. 🥺🥺🥺

Legendary Horror Mangaka Catboy Junji Itō

The verdict is out. As retribution for never having worked at the house of burger, I am doomed to spend two days in the late-night Mcdonald's. A fate only known to an unlucky few, that I will soon have to count myself a part of.

Found out my co-worker's name is fucking Brody. I am going to turn into a pile of sand

Every five minutes the automatic light at my work turns off on me like

Sorry, I didn't know I was supposed to be doing aerobics in here :/

I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.

Why would u call him that :(

under the ocean floor there is hoarer