Givin' Em The Ol Rizzle Dizzle

the problem is that going to bed at night feels like a chore whereas lying down for a forbidden nap at 4pm feels like the pinnacle of decadence

Forgot to mention that while I still worked at McDonald's I met the night Manager.

I looked this poor man dead in his eyes, shook his hand, and said "Cheesed to meet you".

My brother in Christ,

What?

Found out my co-worker's name is fucking Brody. I am going to turn into a pile of sand

I AM NOW IN SEARCH OF AN ENEMY TO INEVITABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH BY THE END OF THE BOOK. PLEASE APPLY ASAP AS I AM DOING VERY WELL IN MY CASTLE WITH MY VAST AMOUNTS OF WEALTH AND I DESIRE TO SPICE THINGS UP FOR PLOT REASONS.

VET BILL

I have to take my cat to the vet tomorrow morning for an emergency appointment. I think he has an abscess in his lower jaw and I’m not sure how much the visit, treatment, and medication will cost. I’m really nervous cause I’ve never had to take a pet in to get emergency treatment before. If any of you would like to donate to help me cover the possible costs I’d really appreciate it. Below is a picture of his mouth on the left you can see the swelling in his bottom left jaw that makes it difficult for him to close his mouth completely. If anything bad happens to my cat lm not sure what I’ll do I love him so much.

If you can donate below are my cash app, Venmo and PayPal. I have another donation post set up for my bf so plz specify what the funds are for if you can.

Cash app: $imaniispoor

Venmo: imaniispoor

PayPal.me/imanif22

Sheryl at my work totalled her blender this morning by leaving a spoon in it.

Girl???

PLEASE STOP ATTACKING ME

Fuck

WELL NOT ANYMORE I'M NOT

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

you wish to read the Gnome Tome? tch… we keep that one in the forbidden section for a reason, kid. come back when you’re jolly