Beyond Birthday's Not Even A Fuckin' Name. No I Will Not Take Criticism On This Post.

IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION HOW THE MIDDLE SLIDE LINES UP WITH THE BOTTOM, AND THEN MOVES AND LINES UP WITH THE TOP?!?!!? SHKSMSKSKSK I-

THE FLINTSTONES (1961)      — 2.02 “Droop Along Flintstone”

Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

YOU

Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man

poignant

give me a word and i’ll tell you not what it means but what it sounds like. example:

plethora. scientific word for a single sucker on a giant squid tentacle

No, 'cause THAT sounds like a Harry Potter spell.

motheren fuckeren

Thank u Hotel California

Bugs n insects...indescribable beauty

My boss makes a dollar, I have depression, that's why I cry on company time.