Leave My Buff Orc "Mama Urog" Alone

Why won't Jekyll say what he did as Hyde. He confessed to murder but won't admit to shenanigans

You're just mad you're not a cool silver dragon.

I am a rat and this website is the deep frier at a whataburger in texas

Thinkin' about the time my sibling called my saved clothes folder "Build-a-Gay: make your own homosexual"

For personal reasons I will be passing away, um-

Okay but consider this, the homoerotic mad scientist is named Henry.

If I had a nickel for every time a mad scientist had a homoerotic relationship with some guy named Henry, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

Fucker.

Ah, wait I forgot:

Help two men try to make a call because their car broke down, which ultimately didn't work. I then let them use my phone, which apparently was out of minutes, despite me having never made a call in the last three months.

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

Ghosts?

In your room you say?

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

WELL NOT ANYMORE I'M NOT

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.