How Does It Feel To Eat Take Out From A Place That Doesn't Have A Baja Blast? Do You Even Bother Eating

@capt-traitor 🤐

Something is dripping but I don't know exactly what. 😏

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If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

as a little birthday gift to myself and one last drawing before new years i decided to draw howzer my beloved <3

Howzer, Sir! It's eternal-transcience here to report! I have a fantastic joke you might appreciate (but if its bad, I 100% got it from a chocolate bar wrapper):

why did the penguin find nothing in the market? Because there was no sole left :D 🤣

Wait. How is it you and anonymous?

This technology stuff is ridiculous.

I... um... don't get the joke... But it might be because I'm wildly distracted at the fact that there is chocolate with jokes?! Where... uh... where might one acquire such a thing? :O

Oh, I'm much worse.

I had reason to be.

✨ GWUMPY ✨

Here’s a question for you: so last semester I actually had a philosophy professor who shares the same name as you, which I thought was cool and funny because he’s one of my favorite professors and you’re one of my favorite clones!

All that to say, I was wondering: what kind of hobbies/interests do you pursue when you’re not on duty? Is there anything you like learning about?

Philosophy huh? Sounds like an upstanding guy.

Fun story... During cadet training, we had an instructor who wanted to further refine our mental conditioning by running us through rigorous moral dilemmas. He would insist that we go through every possible scenario to determine what the "best" course of action would be. His favorite setup was the Railspeeder Dilemma.

As for me, I like to learn about the outdoor areas nearby. Find fun places to watch the sun(s) move around and just enjoy the nature. I get made fun of for it a lot but it's just because these bucket-brains haven't all evolved to appreciate the finer things in life just yet. ;)

Inner peace 🩵💜

Baaaaahahahahaha wait a minute! You're the infamous Fresher Pisser?! I thought it was just a legend. Fireball's gonna love this.

Going to tell the holonet how you got your name?

There was once a gas leak in the kitchen on Kamino, causing a massive fire that was threatening to consume the entire building. Troopers everywhere. Utter turmoil. No one could find the broken line that was feeding the blaze and the chaos was rising. Time was running out. I didn’t have any knowledge of structural engineering so I just needed to get out of there. But as I was fleeing the facility, I caught sight of 99. His face was contorted in terror as he was hollering “Mayday! Mayday!” at the top of his lungs as he ushered the cadets out as fast as he could. It was at that moment that I knew I had to step up. I went into the kitchen in a last ditch effort to help, and that’s when I saw it — a cracked pipe above the hydrator. There was a spanner carelessly tossed on the prep counter, so I grabbed it and leapt on top of the cooling chamber to be able to reach. It was fixed in seconds. And I knew in my heart from that day forward that I would always take a stand when courage was needed.

That is definitely what happened.

I feel like you would like skateboarding. Or perhaps hoverboarding?

I'd be down to try both, given the time and training!