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Hera would love those.

Howzer 💚🩵🤍

Honestly SO HAPPY with how vibrant these lilies turned out to be!

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Howzer Glaring at Crosshair: A Series

THE THOTS THESE CONJURE

whole squad got nerfed

Since everyone is throwing flowers at their favorite troopers, I wanted to make you a little arrangement. It’s not all flowers but technically all alive so I think it still counts. 🪴🌻🌧️🍁🍆🌳💐

xoxo

Looks like quite the cozy day. 😉😏

I only wish I knew who had such appealing plans.

I mean... the color scheme fits...

16Personalities Test

A legend.

First clone drawing! Captain Keeli appreciation. It was hard to catch the right moment to get his shave pattern. Absolutely underrated character in my opinion. Currently rewatching TCW and TBB.

It is not the same.

realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

Apparently I'm in good company.

QUIZ: which star wars villain are you?

oh my god 💀

daddy- sorry. Daddy?

Oh like you’d do any better… 😑

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

I mean… Maybe your office mate just doesn’t realize your good taste. 😎

Captain Howzer in The Bad Batch 1.12

have you ever looked yourself up on ao3

I haven't heard of that sector. Is it in Wild Space?

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do you guys ever think that Rex and Hera talked about Howzer at some point? Even just in passing?

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they really said 'we know just the thing to get undivided attention from the girlies' and proceeded to start two clone-centred episodes with rex and howzer. i am seated

Inner peace 🩵💜

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!

Thank you… uh, ma’am. It was something you… handed out once… It’s lovely. Respectfully. Just brings a smile. That’s all. I’m sorry.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

I had reason to be.

✨ GWUMPY ✨

Scratching up their armor is incredibly satisfying for some reason

Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES

There you go. Double straps on each thigh. 😎

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

Hmm. We'll have to do some research.

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

😁

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

ahem...

adjusts chest pouches

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

You should see how many bugs Hera brought around. She never did try to stuff flowers in my armor, although our part of Ryloth wasn’t exactly teeming with greenery.

For @rain-on-kamino a lovely Howzer with tiney ladybug friend! :)

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realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

Wow… He doesn’t even have the volume or texture that… nevermind.

realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

Rude.

I mean, you’re not wrong.

But still. 😉

I know for y'all's brainrot scenarios some of you like to imagine the clone troopers as these very assertive guys who'd sweep you off your feet but realistically given that they probably never got the normal human behaviors manual and in line with our lovely Fives saying "you never even met a girl", I like to think that very few of them actually have any rizz.

Here's what I think their responses would be if someone flirted with them at 79s:

Hunter: one of the only ones who responds properly. either turns them down nicely or flirts back, depending on if he's interested.

Echo: pretends he doesn't hear because of his headpiece. might get up and leave. genuinely glad when Phee flirts with Tech because for once in his fucking life it's not him.

Wrecker: yells "hell yeah" so loud that the whole bar hears it and then tries to excite the person about explosives

Tech: doesn't pick up on it, shares a fun little fact. still works though.

Crosshair: enters hissy cat mode. gets asked to dance and tells the person if they give him their hand they'll never get it back. glares at them like he wants them dead.

Fives: knocks something over or stumbles backwards and bumps into a comically large, slightly aggressive alien guy. potentially causes in a fire hazard.

Rex: just stares blankly for a while.

Emerie: responds "bless you" and then decides that's enough social interaction for today.

Hardcase: fingerguns.

Mayday: starts talking like a war veteran about the brothers he lost and all the terrible things he witnessed.

Howzer: apologizes. doesn't even really know what for.

I don't know the other clones that well, feel free to add on!

Heh, even I saw that one.

The onboarding process for Tumblr was slightly less helpful than I would have liked, but I succumbed to the invitation (and pressure) so here we are. I'll be in the med bay if you need me.

Trooper wallpapers for your enjoyment 🧡💙🩵