Howzer, Sir! It's Eternal-transcience Here To Report! I Have A Fantastic Joke You Might Appreciate (but

Hello captain cutie 🤭❤️

Hello Reader6898! Is that your CT number?

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

I don't think I've ever looked better!

Captain Baja Blast 🩵✨

Ft. Captain Rex

I couldn’t draw his eyes so he got sunglasses 😎 ( larger version below ⬇️ )

Close up of sunglasses Howzer cause I actually like how it came out

Howzer won the Twitter poll so now it’s on to Rex who won the tumblr poll

What are your thoughts on Mayday's tropical paradise? Do you visit? Do you live there?

I visited once but he made fun of me so ruthlessly that I'm probably gonna stick to other vacation spots for now. At least until I get a good pair of noise-cancelling headphones.

Aww, my favorite girl.

✨Air Show✨

There you go. Double straps on each thigh. 😎

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

Maybe someone thought you could use a reminder.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

I expect compensation for this. 😉

It is not the same.

realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

Wow… He doesn’t even have the volume or texture that… nevermind.

realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

Uhh… I guess? Not quite sure what the purpose is, but alright.

Honesty Hour, Ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered