Baaaaahahahahaha Wait A Minute! You're The Infamous Fresher Pisser?! I Thought It Was Just A Legend.

Sometimes I have reason to be.

✨ GWUMPY ✨

Hello! It's so nice to see you on the holonet. I just want to let you know that DILF stands for Dude I Lovingly Fancy. You have so many fans here.

Oh! Well, uh, thanks! Heh. That’s… not so bad…

Thanks for the unfortunately fitting expression capture, @starqueensthings

Bout time you made some…

how you doing king?

Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.

It is not the same.

realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

Good evening, Howzer!

I'll ask 2 questions, and if you'd rather not answer both, you can choose one.

What is something that has made you smile recently?

What is something you'd like to learn more about?

Thanks and take care,

@clonethirstingisreal

hi there! I discovered Reese’s Halloween bats and pumpkins, and they have made me smile on a regular basis. I would very much like to learn how they are made. 😛

how you doing king?

Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.

Hello Captain!

What are some of your favorite winter activities?

And do you believe in soul mates?

Hi there!

Umm, I haven't done a lot of winter stuff just yet, and Ryloth didn't really have any seasons either. Well, nothing outside of hot and humid, anyway. So I've been enjoying the cold and some of the things that come with it: hot drinks, cozy clothing, and slippers, which were not something we ever had during the war.

And uhhh that last part seemed to sneak in there...

Um... Heh. Well... Sheesh.

I do hold the Syndullas in the highest regard, and their lives have been touching to me in more ways than one.

Hi Captain! So… 💍?

(to me?)

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Hard to say when it's anonymous. 😉

I'm not really sure I've got what it takes, to be honest. It's kind of an entirely different world.

You remind me of the Taco Bell of my childhood. Thanks, I guess.

😘