Inner Peace 🩵💜

Maybe Wolffe used your comm…

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

how do you feel about being called Baja Blast DILF?

Hera would love those.

Howzer 💚🩵🤍

Honestly SO HAPPY with how vibrant these lilies turned out to be!

@capt-traitor 🤐

Something is dripping but I don't know exactly what. 😏

Howzer, Sir! It's eternal-transcience here to report! I have a fantastic joke you might appreciate (but if its bad, I 100% got it from a chocolate bar wrapper):

why did the penguin find nothing in the market? Because there was no sole left :D 🤣

Wait. How is it you and anonymous?

This technology stuff is ridiculous.

I... um... don't get the joke... But it might be because I'm wildly distracted at the fact that there is chocolate with jokes?! Where... uh... where might one acquire such a thing? :O

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Clone Wars gave to me…

Four extra chins

Three toothpicks

Two warm brown eyes

And a huge kriffing baa-zoo-kaaaaaa 🎶

FFS I forgot the picture the first time

On the fiiirst day of Chriiiistmas, the Clone Wars gave to meeee~

A huge kriffing ba-zoo-kaaaaaa 🎶

There you go. Double straps on each thigh. 😎

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

Alright, he was cute with the kid, which says something about a person. But I'm keeping an eye on him.

Thank you dear Howzer for seeing that Crosshair is truly helping and healing, no matter how hard it is.

🫡

Howzer has gotten even hotter since the last time we saw him. The man is carrying the entire season on his back and serving looks