@capt-traitor 🤐

Good evening, Howzer!

I'll ask 2 questions, and if you'd rather not answer both, you can choose one.

What is something that has made you smile recently?

What is something you'd like to learn more about?

Thanks and take care,

@clonethirstingisreal

hi there! I discovered Reese’s Halloween bats and pumpkins, and they have made me smile on a regular basis. I would very much like to learn how they are made. 😛

If I knew how to make "your mother" jokes, there's got to be one in there somewhere.

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

Hello captain cutie 🤭❤️

Hello Reader6898! Is that your CT number?

What do you keep in your chest pack? Also it's national kitten day where I'm at and I'm wondering how many tooka kittens is too many. Can you keep a tiny tooka kitten in your chest pack?

Secrets. 😉

Actually just some extra snacks, rounds, code cylinders, etc.

And a little something special that Hera gave me as a kid.

She probably would have tried to cram a tooka in there if I’d had them on Ryloth… She was always drawing pictures of them. 🥹

sigh

Please.

(the ground Bantha ones were real good)

how you doing king?

Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.

I… uh… Haven’t gotten this kind of… erm… academic attention before.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

I expect compensation for this. 😉

Aww, my favorite girl.

✨Air Show✨

Scratching up their armor is incredibly satisfying for some reason

HOWZ it goin' :)

ANONYRIFFIC! 🥴

Heyyyyyy Captain ;)

Have you ever tried a Baja Blast hard dew? Their truly fantastic.

Not being from your planet, it’s hard dew know what that is… 😎