Here’s A Question For You: So Last Semester I Actually Had A Philosophy Professor Who Shares The Same

Oh, so we’re friends, hmm?

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Thank you!

🌍 - What is your favourite accent?

Some sort of galactic French, apparently.

🌺 - What’s your MBTI type?

This was an... extensive quiz. But ISFJ, it says?

ISFJ Personality (Defender) | 16Personalities

Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES

Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES

Oh! Well… heh. Hello. Not sure who the affectionate wet chap is but… thank you?

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

Rude.

I mean, you’re not wrong.

But still. 😉

I know for y'all's brainrot scenarios some of you like to imagine the clone troopers as these very assertive guys who'd sweep you off your feet but realistically given that they probably never got the normal human behaviors manual and in line with our lovely Fives saying "you never even met a girl", I like to think that very few of them actually have any rizz.

Here's what I think their responses would be if someone flirted with them at 79s:

Hunter: one of the only ones who responds properly. either turns them down nicely or flirts back, depending on if he's interested.

Echo: pretends he doesn't hear because of his headpiece. might get up and leave. genuinely glad when Phee flirts with Tech because for once in his fucking life it's not him.

Wrecker: yells "hell yeah" so loud that the whole bar hears it and then tries to excite the person about explosives

Tech: doesn't pick up on it, shares a fun little fact. still works though.

Crosshair: enters hissy cat mode. gets asked to dance and tells the person if they give him their hand they'll never get it back. glares at them like he wants them dead.

Fives: knocks something over or stumbles backwards and bumps into a comically large, slightly aggressive alien guy. potentially causes in a fire hazard.

Rex: just stares blankly for a while.

Emerie: responds "bless you" and then decides that's enough social interaction for today.

Hardcase: fingerguns.

Mayday: starts talking like a war veteran about the brothers he lost and all the terrible things he witnessed.

Howzer: apologizes. doesn't even really know what for.

I don't know the other clones that well, feel free to add on!

Good evening, Howzer!

I'll ask 2 questions, and if you'd rather not answer both, you can choose one.

What is something that has made you smile recently?

What is something you'd like to learn more about?

Thanks and take care,

@clonethirstingisreal

hi there! I discovered Reese’s Halloween bats and pumpkins, and they have made me smile on a regular basis. I would very much like to learn how they are made. 😛

Omg hi Howzer! Welcome! We’re so excited you’re here :) I’m Molly, by the way (I’m sending this from my main account but I can be best reached on my other account, @starstofillmydream. It’s a little confusing so I just wanted to let you know upfront haha!)

I hope your experience has been good so far, and I hope nothing scarred you too much 😅 it gets better, not to worry!

Hi Molly! Thanks for the kind words. This is a whole different world than Ryloth, that’s for sure.

And what’s a few more scars? 🥴

Should have taken your advice. 😬

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

Alright, he was cute with the kid, which says something about a person. But I'm keeping an eye on him.

Thank you dear Howzer for seeing that Crosshair is truly helping and healing, no matter how hard it is.

This is awesome.

Finally gave the new sketchbook a design