I Feel Like You Would Like Skateboarding. Or Perhaps Hoverboarding?

Hi Captain. Since it's Valentine's Day here on my world, I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you that... um... from the first moment you appeared on my screen, you've held a special place in my heart, and what you did to uphold integrity and stand up to the Empire was truly amazing. You're as wonderful as you are sexy. That is all.

Ahem. Um. Well. That's... That's real nice. I... uhh... I don't really know what to say. Thank you?

*ahem*

"What girlfriend?" 😇

Since General Skywalker made us scrape the Senator Amidala art off our ship, I wonder what we should replace it with...

When you stood your ground and didn't agree with what the Empire was doing, I've never been prouder of my Captain.

Erm... thank you? Trooper?

Howzer, Sir! It's eternal-transcience here to report! I have a fantastic joke you might appreciate (but if its bad, I 100% got it from a chocolate bar wrapper):

why did the penguin find nothing in the market? Because there was no sole left :D 🤣

Wait. How is it you and anonymous?

This technology stuff is ridiculous.

I... um... don't get the joke... But it might be because I'm wildly distracted at the fact that there is chocolate with jokes?! Where... uh... where might one acquire such a thing? :O

Heh, even I saw that one.

The onboarding process for Tumblr was slightly less helpful than I would have liked, but I succumbed to the invitation (and pressure) so here we are. I'll be in the med bay if you need me.

Apparently I'm in good company.

QUIZ: which star wars villain are you?

oh my god 💀

:Incoming Message from CT-3996, Guard Trooper Tumbler:

Vod to Vod, how do you maintain that hair style with the bucket? One of my fellow Guards is trying to replicate the style but it ends up looking like a rats den after wearing a bucket for eighteen hours.

- @corrie-guard-tumbler

Honestly, I think it's the humidity on Ryloth.

😏

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

have you ever looked yourself up on ao3

I haven't heard of that sector. Is it in Wild Space?

Shucks, uh, thank you?

how did u choose such a sexy hairstyle?

I lost a bet to a squad mate and I had to let a local Twi'lek shave my head however they wanted. This is how it grew out. Good luck, I guess. Or a merciful Twi'lek.